So @saalon came through California, and I decided to murder him.
Or take him to a greasy Denny’s-like family restaurant. Same-same.
This is him and @LWQuestie, looking strangely delighted at the combined 6,120 calories I made them eat:
After we ate, we waddled outside to take pictures together. Unfortunately, the one of me and @LWQuestie didn’t turn out very well, since I appeared to have quadruple chins, when it’s a goddamned fact I don’t have more than three. So here’s the one of me and @saalon instead:
I also seem happy in that photo because my tits look HUGE. If you knew how rare that was, you’d be happy for me, too.
And last, I received a lovely gift from @LWQuestie, who is a cross-stitchin’ BOSS:
(Just to be clear, I keep that puppy there to remind me of all the cute things I can slaughter.)
So thanks again, @LWQuestie, for the truly awesome gift — and thanks for NOTHING, @saalon.
Good to see ya.