Evil Gal Productions

Mere Smith
is a recovering Southerner,
longtime TV writer,
author and blogger.
April 17th, 2012 by Mere Smith

Bitches? I Haz ‘Em.

So my archfrenemy, Eric (@saalon), ran a 5K this past weekend for charity — which pff, makes no sense — if I’m going to run that far, somebody better be paying me — but since I sponsored him, he and @Quotergal created this incredible fucking shirt:

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I’d thank him, if it wouldn’t kill a tiny piece of what soul I have left.

Lesson being: when you run, you best run like I’m behind you.

‘CAUSE I AM!

Comments

6 Responses to “Bitches? I Haz ‘Em.”
  1. The Bearded Iris says

    Who do I have to fuck to get one of those shirts? (Don’t say Eric.)

  2. Lol, that’s definitely something I should use on my workouts! Just the thought of you gaining on me… *shudders*

  3. I love it! Slap your URL on there, and I’ll buy one!!

  4. peridot2 says

    Are these shirts available? My skillset includes animal training, assassination, light automobile maintenance, giving great head, carpentry, swimming pool maintenance and repair, teaching, and small boat maintenance (under 25 feet). Any way I could score one? (I also have money.)

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