DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!!!
If you check my last post, you’ll understand what the deal is with these t-shirts.
Aside from the wicked cool origin story, however, the bottom line is:
these shirts are fabz and you know you want one, Bubba.
these limited-edition shirts are
NO LONGER AVAILABLE
(Hence the phrase, “limited-edition.”)
If you take a picture of yourself wearing this shirt,
I will post your photo — in all your Evil glory — right smack here on this site.
It’s like being famous!
(On a really, really unfamous person’s blog. Woo!)
For the record, I’ll be making exactly zero dollars on this lark,
and I am personally paying for your shipping and handling,
just because I think you’re fucking rad.
Price will be dependent on the total number of shirts of ordered
(more shirts = less expensive)
but definitely won’t exceed $20 – $25,
so do everyone (and yourself) a favor and order at least three or four or a hundred.
(Oh, and btw, immediate family: I know how many people are in your households
so you’d best order a shirt for every person
or Christmas this year will be really fucking awkward.)