And now, with no further ado (at least, no more ado than the two weeks’ ado it’s already taken me), here are the winners of the Team Evil Gal Limited Edition T-Shirt Contest, also known as:
THE TOURNAMENT OF EVIL! (!!!)
FIRST PLACE goes to…
Congratulations, @Lionnesss! Among our judges’ responses were:
“That is Fucked. Up.”
“I’m not sleeping for a week.”
“Why does it have to have teeth!???!”
RUNNER UP goes to…
Clownchild Tea Party
::more wild applause::
Congratulations, @aboleyn! Among our judges’ responses were:
“Stolen from Tim Burton’s family photo album.”
“Really nice set dec. Upsetting, but nice!”
“I love that (Mom? Dad?) enlisted their kid for this. Children are frightening.”
(I particularly liked that last comment. Children are frightening. The clown wig just makes it worse.)
PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES!
As @Lionnesss has topped the very pinnacle of Creepy Evil, she has first choice between:
This Sherlock In-Joke T-Shirt, designed by JeffBowan over at redbubble.com
A $25 Gift Certificate to BlackJack Inc., the site for all things Jim Benton, who does (among other enterprises) Happy Bunny:
Winners can contact me through Twitter (@EvilGalProds), and your prizes will be sent to you in a quasi-timely fashion. (For once, probably more timely than quasi-, since I have to hit the Post Office in the next few days anyway.)
Thank you to all who participated, and please feel free to keep sending in your Creepy Evil photos — as long as they don’t depict child or animal abuse (adult abuse? meh. probably had it coming.) I’ll post them on the Creepy Evil Wall of Shame.
And who doesn’t love a good public Shaming?
This is America, people!