Welcome to the new Evil Gal Productions!
Yea, O my people, I have seen the promised URL, and it is good, and beautiful, and a shitload easier to read than the last site.
The new digs are, of course, all due and thanks to the efforts of my webmaster-slash-bitch (W/B), Eric Sipple (@saalon) – who built the place — although I’d like to point out that I chose, like, two fonts and said, “Move that thingie to the right – no, I mean the left” a bunch. So I was totally involved. From a theoretical standpoint.
Feel free to take the new tour, check out a couple of my favorite posts, hit the oldies but goodies by winding your way through blogs organized by AN ACTUAL COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT ERIC WROTE OUT OF HIS HEAD WHAT THE FUCK, and maybe explore some Evil Stuff, where you can cruise through the GallerSquee, browse the Creepy Evil Wall of Shame, then, hey, do me a favor and look in on Regulatory Panda; he feeds on oversight, y’know.
So this is great, right? A brand spankin’ new website I’ve barely fucking profaned yet! But wait – it gets even better!
Because it’s #WOTSWEEK!
Besides launching the new blog today, I have TWO awesome things to accomplish in this post, the first being:
WOULD YOU JUST
LOOK AT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
Cover reveals of my two new books!
(which come out on Amazon Sept. 24!)
These covers for Cowface And Other Hilarious Stories About Death and The Blood Room were created by the amazingly talented Karen J. Wellenkamp (@quotergal) of RagtagDesign.com, specially for the Word On The Street Festival – as was our indie-pub mascot, Demoncow!
Now, this would have been crazydriving enough for any mere mortal, but then Karen went above and beyond – above and beyond any hint of sanity, anyway – and also designed all the neat-ass swag we’ll be handing out from our booth in Toronto (that’s booth 181, folks!): bookmarks, postcards, and magnets. (The magnets are only available with purchase, though – ‘cause those shits are solid cool, and if they’re free, we’ll be out in an hour.) Honestly, if I’d known the stuff was gonna look this good, I would’ve said to the hell with all the book mishegas and just gone up to sell the swag.
But… but where IS the swag, Mere? Where are all the pretty swag pictures?
And oh, you adorable little Bambis.
This place ain’t called EVIL Gal Productions for nothin’.
You don’t get to see the swag yet!
Until tomorrow, that is, when Eric will post a salacious blog on his site starring our most gorgeous indie-pub marketing beauties in all their au naturel glory. (Every model guaranteed to be at least 18 days of age.)
Meantime, only one more announcement to make:
WHO WANTS TO WIN A
Goddamn right you do! Who doesn’t want to win a Motherfuckin’ Grand Prize? Commies, that’s who! So don’t be a commie! Or at least, if you’re going to be a commie, be a commie who wants to win a Motherfuckin’ Grand Prize! Because in honor of #WOTSWEEK and the new site, we’re gonna have ourselves a drawing, and here’s the haul, y’all:
- One signed paperback copy of Broken Magic
- One signed paperback copy of Cowface And Other Hilarious Stories About Death
- One signed paperback copy of The Blood Room
- Free e-books for all of the above – transferrable, if you like to share!
- One signed paperback copy of You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth
- One Demoncow magnet
- One Magic magnet
- One Cowface/Blood Room postcard
- One Broken Magic postcard
- One Evil Gal bookmark
- One Broken Magic bookmark
Seriously, look at all that stuff! That’s a lotta fuckin’ stuff you can regift! And you can be eligible to win the entire Word On The Street Deluxe Set if you do just one thing:
Succumb to the dark forces, put your email address in this box, and join my subscribers’ list!
(Rest assured, there’ll be no spam here, muchachos — and your email address will be kept Super Seekrit. You’ll be notified about new blog entries, gain access to subscribers-only discounts, and perhaps — once in a blue moon — get some new scripts or fiction shoved up your inbox. But that’s it! No more! Stop being so grabby!)
YOU GOTTA ACT FAST, THOUGH! The Word On The Street Drawing is only open from the time this blog is posted until 12:00 a.m. Sunday, Sept. 22, the day of the Festival — when a random winner will be chosen from my subscribers’ list, and then announced via live-tweet from the booth! Maybe I’ll even take a humiliating picture of Eric to tweet with it. (Ha! “Maybe”.)
So slap your addy in the box and take a shot at winning a Motherfuckin’ Grand Prize — and know you’ll never miss a thing from me or EGP!
Eric’s Emporium De Swag