Evil Gal Productions

Mere Smith
is a recovering Southerner,
longtime TV writer,
author and blogger.
September 24th, 2013 by Mere Smith

IT’S BOOK LAUNCH DAY!

covers

 

The day you’ve all been waiting for! Or at least, the day I’ve been waiting for, since I’m ULTRASUPERSTOKED to share these stories with you!  Wherein “share” means “you give me a nominal amount of money and then I give you the books — do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?”

How do you get them? Well, there are three — count ’em, THREE! — ways you can obtain these little motherfuckers.

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OPTION ONE: SIGNED COPIES!

Want me to write some crazy shit in your book? Order signed copies and I’ll write anything you want! (Anything that doesn’t have to do with Nazis or the Klan, that is — unless it’s “Fuck Nazis!” or “Fuck the Klan!” Either of those, I’ll totally do, and I’ll even draw a little happy face next to it.) This is a limited time offer, as we’re running out of first editions (we had tremendous sales up at Toronto’s Word On The Street Festival, which was fantastic, but means there aren’t too many left), and also, I can’t be all nice and a good person and sign y’all’s stuff for twelve hours a day. Who do you think I am, Neil Gaiman?

SIGNED COPIES OF

 Cowface And Other Hilarious Stories About Death

(or as it was recently called on Twitter, COWFACE OHSAD, which I kind of love),

are available HERE

and

The Blood Room

are available HERE

Order a signed version, tweet me @EvilGalProds what you’d like to me to inscribe (or if it’s private/creepy/weird, let me know, and you can DM me, you freako), and maybe — just maybe — you’ll get a free Evil Gal Productions bookmark slipped inside!

(created by Karen J. Wellenkamp at RagtagDesign.com)

Ordering signed copies means a little additional shipping and handling (since it’s all in-house, as in, “I am mailing them from the actual house I live in”), and your books might take a little longer to get to you (1-2 weeks), but in the meantime, you can pursue…

OPTION TWO: PRISTINE COPIES!

Hit up The Amazon! Granted, they get a big chunk of my the money, unlike with the signed editions, where I clear the whole profit (of $2 – ’cause we roll dirty rich up in hyeah), but some folks like their books really fast and OCD spotless. I get this. And oh my friends, I have the solution: ORDER TWO COPIES FROM EACH OPTION! That way you get my amazing autograph — a really big M and S with a whole bunch of loops and swirls after ’em — to keep on your bookshelf and show off to friends who probably won’t care very much but that’s their loss — AND a copy you can have in your grubby little hands within a couple days!

AMAZON COPIES OF

 Cowface And Other Hilarious Stories About Death

are available HERE

and

The Blood Room

are available HERE

If you’re interested in e-books, you can also snap up the Kindle versions from Amazon while you’re there, OR…

OPTION THREE: PAY WHAT YOU WANT E-BOOKS!

Help an indie sister out!

Yes, just like Amanda Fucking Palmer, I truly believe people want to help other people, especially people who’re taking risks and chasing their dreams. Or rather, stalking, chasing, and then taking down their dreams like a tiger does a hippopotamus. I don’t know whether tigers really eat hippopotami — actually, I’m pretty sure they don’t even live on the same continent — but that’s what this is like. Just trust me.

So join the grand social experiment! Be part of the new media revolution! You tell me what you think my books are worth, set your own price, and within minutes you’ll have the electronic versions transferred to your favorite reading device, because BONUS:

If you order through our pay-what-you-want system, you get BOTH e-books in one bundle, instead of having to order them separately through Kindle!

Want to support the arts and lots of swearing?

Go HERE!

(available in Kindle and ePub formats)

AND LEST YE THINK I’VE FORGOTTEN:

OUR GRAND PRIZE #WOTS WINNER,

CHOSEN AT RANDOM FROM MY SUBSCRIBER LIST,

WHO GETS ALL THIS AWESOME STUFF:

is @OnOneCondition!

Congratulations, @OnOneCondition! I’ll be contacting you shortly for your address!

 

Coming Soon:
The Unabridged #WOTS Adventure!

 

Comments

8 Responses to “IT’S BOOK LAUNCH DAY!”
  1. I don’t freaking believe it. I won! Yes, Virginia. There is a Force.

  2. Congratulations, On One Condition! You beat me at WWF every single time and now you win the Grand Prize! Huh! That was going to become some of my Christmas presents. 😉 Hope you enjoy – as I’m sure you will.

    So glad Toronto went well for you and Eric, Mere. It sounded like a good time from all accounts.

    • Mere Smith says

      First, sammies, don’t feel bad about the WWF thing. He kicked my ass at SWF for six straight months (at least) before I ever won a single goddamn game. Second, thank you again for the amazing Canadian care package: I’ve been trying really hard to ration out my Smarties, but I think tonight will be their final hurrah. At least I still have Zombie Bacon sitting on my desk here to look at! And Toronto went amazing — I’ll be posting about it, complete with photos and video, probably either Thursday or Friday, depending on my recovery time.

  3. […] that night, picking a GRAND PRIZE WINNER… […]

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