Evil Gal Productions

Mere Smith
is a recovering Southerner,
longtime TV writer,
author and blogger.
October 4th, 2013 by Mere Smith

My Siblings Are Better Than Your Siblings

UPDATE!
October 21, 2013

A new entry from my other brother!

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He called it a BOOK ANGEL, which I fucking love!

(And obviously, the model is his girlfriend. She’s way prettier.)

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Right after my book launch, my brother and sister engaged in a who-can-buy-more-books contest.

I adored this for three reasons.

  1. My siblings are better than your siblings.
  2. Yes! Give me your money now so I don’t have to borrow it from you later!
  3. Whenever the two of them compete — over anything — laughs are bound to ensue.

So when the books finally arrived, I figured my brother won with this entry:

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After which he taunted my sister mercilessly, calling her the “second-place sibling” and “a Bieber-loving Twihard who doesn’t understand the Evil Gal World”.

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I knew he was in trouble when she texted him back, “Oh, it’s on now, bitch.”

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And true to form, my sister sent my brother and me this gem an hour ago:

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YOU WIN, SIS!

(And I love you both!)

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LAST CALL FOR SIGNED COPIES

OFFER ENDS AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!

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Comments

6 Responses to “My Siblings Are Better Than Your Siblings”
  1. Lioness says

    It’s true. Your siblings are better than mine even though I have many many more of them.

  2. I love that they do that!

  3. Roger Smith says

    Hmmmm, those two “siblings” have two children each which mean MY grandchildren probably won’t be eating any meals for quite a few days so while I call Child Protective Services for their respective states and cities I hope you, Mere, are enjoying your book residuals as the Evil Gal Aunt of LA … just saying!!! Signed from …The Biological Father and Grandfather from Texas!

  4. *shakes fist*

    I will get you next time!!

  5. Man, this made me laugh so hard ! Your siblings are hilarious !

    • Mere Smith says

      Let’s just say I’m really glad I don’t have to compete with them for writing gigs.

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