As you may or may not know, I’m a guest on “The Debatable Podcast” today (their first anniversary!), and due to my mouth being so incredibly fucking large and mechanical with the yap-yap-yap, I will also be the guest on next week’s episode, since they had to split my interview into two parts so as not to overwhelm […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A totally true story. . from: Mere Smith to: orders@xkcd.com date: Sun, Mar 17, 2013 at 12:40 PM subject: navy blue hoodie mailed-by: gmail.com hey xkcd! i ordered your navy blue hoodie a few months ago, and since then have cherished it like a small child… …until this morning, when i was doing laundry while […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
N.B. To paraphrase one of America’s most esteemed contemporary philosophers, Samuel L. Jackson: this is one long motherfucking blog post. I’d suggest waiting until you have time to read it all in one go, or conversely, read it before bedtime to ensure a good night’s sleep, which will probably start around paragraph 3. You’re motherfucking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Via the Oxford Dictionaries: spec – noun (in phrase on spec) informal In the hope of success but without any specific plan or instructions: he built the factory on spec and hoped someone would buy it * * * Replace the word “factory” with “script” and now you understand the place of specs in Hollywood. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week I told you how I finally figured out that being uncool was actually cool: an epiphany that allowed me to attend the Lady Gaga concert as myself (uncool = cool) instead of as Lady Gaga (cool = well, still fucking cool). As it turned out, going as myself instead of Gaga was a great idea, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dear Lady Gaga, I get it. Finally, I get it. And I don’t mean like all those other times when I “got” it intellectually, or emotionally, or intuitively. Boil those adverbs down and they’re just fragments of true comprehension – kinda the same as my “understanding” of quantum physics. Which is to say, I grasp […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
image created by sayanythingmydear on Tumblr ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . this is a true thing. . for you see, . ART . is not hard. . . . . anyone can make ART. . . . . just take a Sharpie and . write on your arm: . “This is the new Mona Lisa.” . there. . […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So it’s five days into 2013, and already I’m on Plan B. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I’m not technically on it anymore, but I was on January 5. And ladies, lemme tell ya, what a delightful experience! Simply a rainbow cornucopia of pleasure! A veritable fruit salad of Nausea, Fatigue, Dread, and A Longing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week my W/B (Webmaster-slash-Bitch), Eric – – went to see Neil Gaiman read from his novel, Stardust, at Pittsburgh Arts & Lectures. Since I am not only a huge Neil Gaiman fan, but also a rabid Amanda Fucking Palmer fan (for those of you residing in underground bunkers: she and Neil are married), I asked W/B […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
[[POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE]] Due to the graphic nature of the following topic, this entry will, I’m afraid, be brimming over with profanity-encrusted vitriol. Granted, that in itself is not especially shocking (right now my regular subscribers are going, “Bitch, you know we can read, right?”), but when I found myself on Saturday morning railing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
