Comments on: The Pilot Season Experiment — SPANX

By: peridot2

peridot2 — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 03:20:01 +0000

My mother wore girdles every single day of her life because her doctor insisted. Decades she wore them in the burning Florida heat and humidity, year in and year out before she learned she didn’t need them.

Thanks for sharing your story. I may try Spanx. After watching my mother suffering in the heat, I never wore a girdle.

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Evil Gal Productions - The Pilot Season Experiment — JUNKPUNCHED — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 21:41:15 +0000

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Evil Gal Productions - The Pilot Season Experiment — WAR PAINT — Fri, 25 May 2012 00:41:17 +0000

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By: Mere

Mere — Mon, 21 May 2012 17:34:02 +0000

Where the hell were you seven years ago to tell me this shit? Huh???

By: Mere

Mere — Mon, 21 May 2012 17:33:22 +0000

Moddie, your ledge-vs.-tail had me cracking up. Is it wrong that I want to see pictures? It’s probably wrong. Good thing is, I don’t care that much. And I don’t think the crotch-hole was for peeing. I really, really do think it’s just to air condition your vagina. I still don’t know why — every bathing suit I’ve ever worn didn’t give a shit about my vagina’s temperature — but there’s just no way you could pee through that crotch-hole without dripping all over the goddamn thing. I’m still clueless.

By: Mere

Mere — Mon, 21 May 2012 17:28:55 +0000

Your comment — and the concomitant visual of you in a bathroom stall, wearing a formal floor-length gown and some Spanx, wielding a tampon — made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD. Thank you for reading, Laura, and please come back any time with more stories!

By: Mere

Mere — Mon, 21 May 2012 17:23:31 +0000

Underwire bras are the Devil, big D. When you have tiny little boobages like me, underwire is like wrapping your rib cage in steel cables. And I try not to do that unless I’m roleplaying.

Oh, and J. going to the mall? You think for a second I’m letting him go? NAH. WAY.

By: Mere

Mere — Mon, 21 May 2012 17:21:06 +0000

I’ve always wanted to try a corset — but given my penchant for baggy clothes, it seemed outright anathema. Question: how far down did the corset go? Like, pubic bone, belly button, or where?

By: Mere

Mere — Mon, 21 May 2012 17:19:25 +0000

No way! You actually wore girdles girdles, like with the buckles and straps and all? No wonder you quit. That's like me and bras. Wore 'em all through high school, but when I went to college? Oh, I freed my boobies like it was the 13th Amendment to the Mammary Constitution.