This blog entry is the sixth part of a continuing series. If you don’t know what’s going on, click here to catch up. Step Five WAR PAINT In case y’all haven’t figured it out by now (and if you haven’t – whuff – time for that Remedial Reading Comprehension course, folks): I am […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This blog entry is the fifth part of a continuing series. If you don’t know what’s going on, click here to catch up. . Step Four THE WARDROBE Here’s the thing: I fucking hate getting dressed up. Or, well… dressed. At all. Honestly, if I could spend the next forty years at home, in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This blog entry is the fourth part of a continuing series. If you don’t know what’s going on, click here to catch up. Step Three SPANX . I must admit, out of all the pieces I planned for The Pilot Season Experiment, this is the one I’ve dreaded most. No, not because I have […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This blog entry is the third part of a continuing series. If you don’t know what’s going on, click here to catch up. Step Two AMPUTATE THE HAIR! Hair is heavy. Not as in, “Whoa, man, that’s heavy” (because then we’d be back in the 60’s), but as in, “Fucking shitnipples, my hair […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This blog entry is the second part of a continuing series. If you don’t know what’s going on, click here to catch up. . Step One BOTOX My mother refuses to grow older. As far as she’s concerned, every year during a certain month, we are celebrating the blahdeeblahblah anniversary of her 29th birthday. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ladies, the next few posts are for you, and fair warning: we’re gonna get real together. Fellas, you’re more than welcome to stick around – but you, too, get your own fair warning: after reading this, you might get a little indignant and petulant and whine, “But I don’t act like that! I don’t care […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The official Evil Gal shirts haven’t rolled in yet, but that didn’t stop Andy Reaser (my friend and colleague from “The Nine Lives of Chloe King”) from snapping this BAMF of a photo, featuring the Gorgeous Ms. Amanda Jones in a punk EG ensemble: . Andy, you totally made my weekend! Thank you!
