Holy balls, you guys! It’s the Olympics again! Yay! Yay! The Olympics, the Olympics! The Opening Ceremony! (pause) Hey, y’all, I think Danny Boyle dipped into my stash. (pause) Like, deep into my stash. Look inside there, do I even have any left? ** So the summer Olympics have returned and – unlike the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And now, with no further ado (at least, no more ado than the two weeks’ ado it’s already taken me), here are the winners of the Team Evil Gal Limited Edition T-Shirt Contest, also known as: THE TOURNAMENT OF EVIL! (!!!) Drumroll, please: . . FIRST PLACE goes to… . Hung by @Lionnesss ::wild applause:: . […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Half a year. Six months. 180 days. 4,320 hours. 259,200 minutes. This is how long I have not smoked cigarettes. A quarter of a million minutes. And I want a goddamn prize, y’all. A prize like a solid gold cigarette that won’t light up – because if I hold a cigarette in my fingers that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CRACK! It was monstrous. A crack I could feel to the top of my skull, to the back of my throat, so deep it rattled my spine. A crack that shivered down through my hip bones and vibrated the bottom of my feet – like that cheap foot massager Mom never used after Mothers’ Day. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
