THEY’RE IN! THEY’RE IN!
THE LIMITED EDITION TEAM EVIL GAL T-SHIRTS ARE IN!
Coming soon to a mailbox near you… in fact, really near you… at your very own domicile.
Just to prove we know where you live.
And the first EvilCreepy photo we have of an Asylum member wearing one?
Shirts! Excited! Cumberbatch mask! Horrified!
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This, of course, would be my Webmaster-Slash-Bitch, @saalon, King of All T-Shirts — befouling the visage of my beloved Batch.
Can’t wait ’til the rest of y’all get these. Remember: take a photo of yourself wearing the shirt and doing something creepy or evil (um, no death or torture involved, please — I’m very territorial when it comes to my hobbies), and I’ll post it here on the blog.
I’m even gonna (have my W/B) make a special blogwall where we can archive all your EvilCreepy photos!
Shirts should be out to you sometime in the next week or so. Canadians, you might have to wait a little longer since, y’know, you live in Canadia, which I think is a country, but may also be an uninhabited island in the Pacific. I’m American, so I don’t really know for sure. At school they de-funded Geography so we could concentrate on the important things, like preventing “the gays” from giving each other gold rings.
Hopefully, wearing these shirts will be just like getting married…
…TO EVIL!
Do I have to make any vows? I’m pretty much crap at “honor” or “obey”.
“Honor” and “Obey” are highly overrated. I feel like “Try not to behead” and “Don’t spike smoothies with antifreeze” are fully satisfactory.
I’m still debating with myself whether to bring mine to LA. I don’t *currently* plan on doing anything evil/creepy while I’m there.
It’s LA. You can’t help getting involved in something evil or creepy. I say bring the shirt.
Trying to think of something evil to do with our shirts. Thinking of bath salts and looking for the homeless….you know a family type of thing.
Put. The. Bath. Salts. Down. And. Move. Away. From. My. Niece. And. Nephew.
Even more sorry I missed this opportunity now. Curses!
Don’t you worry, Carole — eventually I’ll come up with some other harebrained scheme to make no money off of. Have faith!