No, I Was Not Decapitated By The Treadmillon October 4th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Sorry it’s been so long since the last update, y’all, but things have been a-brewin’ over here in the Land o’ Evil Gals.
For example, I got thrown off a treadmill at 5:30 in the morning and flew into a wall.
So there’s that.
Also, certain webseries projects have begun to heat up, necessitating the turn of my time and attention to them rather than… well, being here and ranting masturbatorily (oh, you’re goddamn right I made it an adverb!).
Thus, if the blog gets a bit sporadic for a while, please know it’s not because I don’t love you anymore.
It’s your parents who don’t.
And yes, you’re the reason they got divorced.
But I love you anyway, you little homewrecker.