Sorry it’s been so long since the last update, y’all, but things have been a-brewin’ over here in the Land o’ Evil Gals.

For example, I got thrown off a treadmill at 5:30 in the morning and flew into a wall.

So there’s that.

Also, certain webseries projects have begun to heat up, necessitating the turn of my time and attention to them rather than… well, being here and ranting masturbatorily (oh, you’re goddamn right I made it an adverb!).

Thus, if the blog gets a bit sporadic for a while, please know it’s not because I don’t love you anymore.

I do.

It’s your parents who don’t.

And yes, you’re the reason they got divorced.

But I love you anyway, you little homewrecker.