Evil Gal Productions

Mere Smith
is a recovering Southerner,
longtime TV writer,
author and blogger.

Twitter: @EvilGalProds

Interesting or amusing tweets:

10/2/11

@neilhimself Neil Gaiman

That was @cheesecake101, BTW, not @cheesecake10. Her final 1 fell off.

@neilhimself @cheesecake101 — twitterobe malfunction.

@cheesecake101 Bebhinn McInerney

@EvilGalProds @neilhimself Oh how embarrassing, I hope no-one saw my 0. Thanks for the help.

ftw.

8/22/11

@GreatDismal William Gibson

Uninstalling dictator in progress … ███████████████████████████ Dictator uninstall 100% complete

8/19/11

@babycynic A Cynical Baby

Peekaboo trips my shit out yo.

8/9/11

@ArmisteadMaupin Armistead Maupin

The folks who fret that a wedding between Bert and Ernie would “sexualize” a kids’ show were remarkably silent about a frog porking a pig.

8/8/11

@clarkewolfe Clarke Wolfe

Do couples fighting at IKEA make any one else sad? #whitegirlproblems

8/2/11

@StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert

If you ask me, “sliced bread” is a pretty low bar for greatness.

8/1/11

(shameless egotweet!)

Every time I think people have reached the absolute rock bottom of stupid, someone else starts digging.

@moodypants Jonathan Trull

Dear crossword puzzle editors: if you have a four-letter word for which the clue is “dingo prey,” then the answer should be “baby.”

7/28/11

@stephenfry Stephen Fry

Go to Google Translator, translate “choose my side” into Afrikaans. Much hilarity. Yes it really is pronounced exactly as you might suspect

7/25/11

@neilhimself Neil Gaiman

In Schiphol airport lounge. I have learned that the couple beside me’s dogs reached Miami safely & their son fancies his dental hygienist.