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No one knows whence Regulatory Panda arrived,
or where he’ll show up next.
All you can be sure of
is that he’s a nightmarish vision made real.
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A nightmarish vision doing ordinary, everyday stuff.
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Regulatory Panda gets a new job in the restaurant biz.
Regulatory Panda celebrates Evacuation Day with shamrocks.
Regulatory Panda votes.
Friend to all women, Regulatory Panda eschews binders.
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Regulatory Panda says, “Paul Ryan is a pussy.”
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Regulatory Panda reads paperwork.
Regulatory Panda makes copies.
Regulatory Panda plays office golf.
Regulatory Panda heads to the gym.
Regulatory Panda has an animated policy discussion with Invisible Obama.
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Remember!
Regulatory Panda cannot be captured by the industries he regulates!
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Regulatory Panda should consider running for office! He(She?) looks more electable than anyone the GOP have had on their ticket for a while. ;p